On the one hand, I’m glad that Spotify’s ad network knows so little about me. On the other hand, I may vomit if I have to listen to another McDonald’s or Tysons chicken ad.

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👾 changing people's ringtones to hacker by death grips whenever they leave their phones unlocked /j

A system application called Carmack that divides the amount of time worked in a day by the length of the average music album on compact disc.

A timer that tracks how long a user is active without touching the mouse. Used for training keyboard-only navigation.

I wanna read the n-gate guy’s interview response to the usesthis.com/ questions.

I'm all about org-mode and babel (not *that* Babel) working out of the box with Doom Emacs to let me eval C code inline. (Finally getting to K&R, h/t @arm )

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A couple days back, I wrote up my best understanding of what happened with /r/wallstreetbets and meme stocks like Gamestop, trying to show how all the different, seemingly contradictory takes on the underlying financial stuff could all be true.


In the days since, a new series of contradictory takes has emerged, these ones disputing the meaning of this bizarre financial spectacle, and likewise what response, if any is warranted as it unfurls.


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Love it when I find a tool for beautifying json in vim (:%!python -m json.tool) and think "I should add this to something like <leader>j in my .vimrc..."

Only to realize I already did this.

Smart me is smart, but only when I remember I'm smart.

"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse."

Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor

Jk (kind of): bought a book on applied category theory, and another on computer architecture.

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My phone rang with an unfamiliar local number. A calm voice on the other end introduced itself as an FBI special agent with the LA office. I pointed out that this was an unlikely claim and asked for a switchboard number I could call back on.

The agent said this was an entirely reasonable thing to do. A few minutes later, I was back on the phone with him.


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J: It’s nice out here, in Dripping Springs.
This guy:

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AI strength coach as a Service. Partner with clothing brand (UA, Lululemon) to provide a free set a workout clothes that have markers printed on them, to help the AI more effectively track limbs in space. Sell more of the clothes, but only to subscribers.

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