If a cheesecake is mostly cream cheese, it’s totally ok I just smeared some on my bagel, right?

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Woke up in the middle of the night, too many times, thinking about Docker and “Eastern Promises.”

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we're antiïmperialists in this house, they're footrests, not ottomans

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Only had one meeting today, and it was 90 minutes with my kettlebell. Mondays.

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As Helen Yaffe writes for Counterpunch, "Cuba is a leader in biotech because it has a socialist state with a centrally planned economy, that invested in science and puts human welfare before profit; with the absence of capitalism and greed that Boris Johnson celebrates."

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#TIL The Art of Digital Design by David Winkel and Franklin Prosser. If you read and follow the book to the end, you'll have a PDP-8 computer. #retrocomputing #electronics

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When a musician’s name came up suddenly with a sad face in our casual slack, it used to mean they’d died. Now it means they’ve started talking about NFTs.

Like a linter but it generates music from source code. Gonna need a name, but gotta figure out how to make it first.

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If you’re in the DC area, and are looking for a place to take a righteous shit, this is your spot.

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Vaccines will end this pandemic. Prayers have accomplished nothing.

Studies have concluded that athletes perform better after visualizing themselves successfully completing their task. Visualization is a skill, though, and takes time to hone. In the meantime: deep fakes of athletes killing it on game day. Use the opposing teams published roster, bring in the weather forecast (hell, even throw in a random shower).

On the one hand, I’m glad that Spotify’s ad network knows so little about me. On the other hand, I may vomit if I have to listen to another McDonald’s or Tysons chicken ad.

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👾 changing people's ringtones to hacker by death grips whenever they leave their phones unlocked /j

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