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“If you have ever wondered about things that weigh one ton, take a look at the following list. These 26 things all weigh one ton, and some may surprise you!

Ocean Sunfish
Baby Humpback Whale
Walrus
Right Whale testicles”

They really should have ended with the testicles, because as far as I’m concerned, this list is complete.

You could hide a million dollars in your house, but hide your house in a billion.

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A million dollars, in $100 bills, weighs about 22 pounds, whereas a billion dollars weighs about 10 tons.

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How long until the Apple Watch starts tracking blood-sugar levels?

This week's Stoic lesson after development of my UI feature has twice been blocked by server-side defects:

"Live everyday as it could be your last; you never know when you(r back-end) will perish."

“NVIDIA and SoftBank Group Corp. (SBG) today announced a definitive agreement under which NVIDIA will acquire Arm Limited from SBG and the SoftBank Vision Fund (together, “SoftBank”) in a transaction valued at $40 billion.”

Wowowowowow

I had a dream I was giving tips on how to improve kettlebell swings. Is it time to get a new hobby, or should I double down? By getting a pair of new, heavier kettlebells?

Part of me is hesitant to add some new language to the codebase, but the reality is likely that no one else will bother looking at it.

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Trying to decide if I should write a Bash script, use some Go, or go full CHICKEN Scheme for some task for work.

The Foundation series: where do I start?

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