“If you have ever wondered about things that weigh one ton, take a look at the following list. These 26 things all weigh one ton, and some may surprise you!
Baby Humpback Whale
Right Whale testicles”
They really should have ended with the testicles, because as far as I’m concerned, this list is complete.
You could hide a million dollars in your house, but hide your house in a billion.
So much shade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57mi_RpaZr4
Part of me is hesitant to add some new language to the codebase, but the reality is likely that no one else will bother looking at it.
do dope, fuck hope
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